With Christmas having just passed and Rambo being so heavily pregnant (30 Weeks), I had to think carefully about what to buy her. Certain items were off limits, although I’d love to have seen Rambo’s reaction to these gifts:
With all the lack of energy and flexibility, Rambo would love nothing more than to put on some spandex and hit the gym with her new membership.
With the extra baby weight and swollen feet, I’d love to see Rambo in high heels and I’m sure she’s enjoy trying to balance in them.
I’m sure baby clothes will make her feel special and no longer like a ‘birthing cow’.
As Rambo is feeling so attractive, clothes that extenuate her beautiful baby curves would be a great idea.
Rambo can regularly check her gained baby weight. I know it’s important to keep on top of these things and she should have a constant reminder.
I’d feel like a drug enabler if I supply the ice cream, but Rambo loves It at the moment (and hates herself for eating it).
She feels so sexy at the moment that a skimpy set of lace knickers is just what she’s want to wear right?
OK, so she cant eat it, but I can! Rambo can watch me chew each mouthful and vicariously eat through me.
Book about ‘Pelvic Floor Muscles’
Having a strong pelvic floor muscles is important and a reminder about what birth will do to a woman’s body can only be a bonus. A book about this is something Rambo will love right?
Have you been bought any gifts while pregnant that were odd or inappropriate?